175 Best Egg Puns That Are Simply Egg-ceptional

Egg-cellent collection of the best egg puns of all time! We have divided them into several categories such as shell, yolk, hen, chicken, crack, easter, names, and more...

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The Best of the Best Egg Puns

  1. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
  2. What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  3. Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens.
  4. What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.
  5. What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.
  6. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  7. How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.
  8. Who wrote the book “Great Egg-spectations”? Charles Chickens.
  9. How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way.
  10. Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
  11. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
  12. Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.
  13. Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? In the egg-loo.
  14. What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer!
  15. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
  16. Why was the egg late for school? He didn't study for the eggs-am.
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Shell Egg Puns

  1. After finishing we should have a shellebration.
  2. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
  3. Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
  4. My dears, what shell we do? What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell? An egg-arophobic.
  5. The party last night was a shell of a time.
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Yolk Egg Puns

  1. Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk.
  2. Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk!
  3. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  4. What’s an egg’s favorite tree? A y-oak tree.
  5. Teriyolki tofu
  6. A member of the yolkuza
  7. Don’t yolk with me.
  8. You’re poaching my best yolks.

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Crack Egg Puns

  1. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  2. When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn!
  3. You don't want to make an egg laugh too hard, it'll start cracking up.
  4. Why did the egg regret being in an omelette? It just wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
  5. One egg turned to the other and said, "Wow, you really get me all cracked up!
  6. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.
  7. The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it's about to crack.
  8. Happy Easter to some-bunny who always cracks me up!
  9. You must be an Easter egg, because your body is crackin’.

Hatch Egg Puns

  1. What did the two eggs say after brunch? "Let's hatch a plan for the rest of the day!"
  2. Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.
  3. Let’s go hatch-hiking around the world.
  4. I never count my chickens before they’re hatched. Because they’re eggs.
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Hen Egg Puns

  1. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!
  2. Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia!
  3. Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens!
  4. How does a hen leave it’s house? Through the eggs-it.
  5. How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane!
  6. What did the hen say to her chick? "Don't you egg-nore me!"
  7. Why wouldn't the farmer let the hen in his house? She kept laying deviled eggs!
  8. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
  9. Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date? He was feeling plucky!
  10. Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
  11. Brutally henest
  12. An henourable mention
  13. Hello, heney
  14. I’m hengry

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Chicken Egg Puns

  1. What's a chicken's favorite coffee drink? An eggs-presso!
  2. How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise!
  3. What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? "Try to lay off eggs for a while!"
  4. What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm? An alarm cluck.
  5. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial.
  6. Who wrote the book “Great Egg-spectations”? Charles Chickens.
  7. How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!
  8. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
  9. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
  10. Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken!
  11. What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled!
  12. How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.
  13. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
  14. Eggs – the original boneless chicken.
  15. I never count my chickens before they’re hatched. Because they’re eggs.
  16. What did the hen say to her chick? "Don't you egg-nore me!"
  17. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer.
  18. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.
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Easter Egg Puns

  1. How does the Easter Bunny feel after he’s made all his deliveries? Eggs-hausted!
  2. Have an egg-cellent Easter!
  3. Hope you have an eggs-tra special Easter!
  4. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the offseason? He gets lots of eggs-ercise!
  5. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot!
  6. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
  7. Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs? Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
  8. Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!

Omelet Egg Puns

  1. What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.
  2. How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am!
  3. What do you call a smart omelet? An egg head!
  4. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
  5. What did the omelet say after the breakfast sandwich stole her idea? "That's eggs-actly what I just said!"
  6. An omelette walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
  7. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time.
  8. What did the egg say after acing its test? "Omelet smarter than I look!"
  9. I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, “Let me give you a bit of advice. You can’t make an omelette …”
Best Egg Puns

Scrambled Eggs Puns

  1. You seem like a good egg. Want to beat it out of here and scramble to someplace more private?
  2. How did the egg get up the hill? It scrambled up.
  3. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.
  4. What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs.

Egg Names

  1. Egg-bert Einstein (Albert Eintstein)
  2. Egg-ward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
  3. Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
  4. Jessegga Lange (Jessica Lange)
  5. Liam Hens-worth (Liam Hemsworth)
  6. Mi-shell Obama (Michelle Obama)
  7. Meggan Fox (Megan Fox)
  8. Yolko Ono (Yoko Ono)
  9. Egg-raham Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln)
  10. Beyonc-egg (Beyonce)
  11. Charles Chickens (Charles Dickens)
  12. New Yolk (New York)

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One Word Egg Puns

  1. Egg-celent
  2. Egg-centric
  3. Egg-hausted
  4. Egg-sactly
  5. Egg-citing
  6. Egg-static
  7. Egg-stravagent
  8. Egg-splosive
  9. Eggs-ercise
  10. Egg-ceptional
  11. Egg-streme
  12. Eggs-aggerate
  13. Eggs-aggeration
  14. Egg-sample
  15. Egg-scuse
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Other Egg Puns

  1. Why did the new egg feel so good? Because he just got laid!
  2. Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten!
  3. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching!
  4. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me!
  5. Why is the chef so mean? He beats the eggs.
  6. When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron’s eggs. No egrets.
  7. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one. After that your stomach won’t be empty.
  8. What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? "Have an eggs-tra special day!"

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