153 Best Cheese Puns That Are Simply Brie-lliantly Funny

Grate Collection of the best cheese puns of all time! If you have a favorite cheese, you can jump straight to its category. Enjoy this brie-lliance!

The Best Cheese Puns

1. You’re so cheesygoing
2. Do you brie-lieve in magic?
3. Cheesus Christ!
4. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they’re pretty Gouda.
5. That’s what cheese said.
6. I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
7. You are looking mozzare-hella good
8. This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
9. Have a brie-lliant birthday!
10. Fifty Shades of Gruyere
11. To brie or not to brie
12. I’m getting feta up with this
13. What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together? Cottage cheese
14. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? “You make me melt.”
15. Make America Grate Again

Brie

1. What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day? Brie mine.
2. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.
3. Let brie friends forever.
4. What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them? “You gouda brie kidding!”
5. Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.
6. Brie yourself!
7. Hoping today is as nice as can brie.
8. Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
9. Would you brie mine? Do you brie-lieve in magic?
10. Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
11. We brie-long together.
12. Have a brie-lliant birthday!
13. My favorite kind of music is R n’ Brie.
14. When a cheese factory in France explodes… De brie is everywhere.

Feta

1. Feta safe than sorry
2. What do you call Greek pasta? Feta-cini.
3. I’m getting feta up with this.
4. Nothing get feta than this.
5. You think you’re feta than me?
6. Chronic fetague
7. You feta believe I love being your friend.
8. Why was the cheese angry? It was just plain Feta-up.
9. What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist? Feta wap.
10. What did one cheese say to the other cheese? You may be Gouda but I’m Feta!
11. What do you call someone who beats it to pictures of cheese? A feta-shist!

Mozzarella

1. What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line
2. What kind of cheese protects a castle? Moat-zarella.
3. What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician? Mozart-arella.
4. You are looking mozzare-hella good
5. Mozzarella Firefox (it’s open sauce).
6. What covers the floor of the motzarella forest? Cheese sticks.
7. If Cinderella made pizzas for a living, would she be called Mozzarella ?
8. Having a mozzarhella good day.
9. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? A: Sorry, but I am just too mature for you.

Gouda

1. Have a gouda birthday.
2. You’re lookin’ so gouda today.
3. I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.
4. Life is gouda.
5. No thanks, I’m gouda.
6. You’re up to no gouda.
7. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they’re pretty Gouda.
8. I hope you’re having a gouda day.

Parmesan

1. Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan.
2. They were expecting a Parmesan, but instead ended up with a Parmedaughter.
3. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip? It lost its parmesan slip.
4. You’re parmesan it (on it!)
5. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? A: Sorry, but I am just too mature for you.

Swiss Cheese

1. Why aren’t there any movies about swiss cheese? because the plot has too many holes.
2. Swiss Cheese Paradox – Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. Thus, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
3. What kind of music does Swiss cheese listen to? Holy music
4. Pink Floyd – Swiss You Were Here
5. Have a hole lot of fun.
6. He’s my arch neme-swiss.
7. What is your hypotheswiss?
8. You’re my soul swiss-ter
9. Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese? It’s a hole business strategy.
10. What do you call a really good looking piece of Swiss cheese? A hole snack
11. Why does Jesus like Swiss cheese? It is the holiest of cheeses.
12. Swissful thinking
13. I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts… calling it Hole Foods.
14. Swisstine chapel
15. Calls for further analyswiss.

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Provolone

1. You don’t have to be prov-alone
2. Forever provolone.
3. What do you call a camera made out of cheese? A GoProvolone.
4. I would be so provolone without you.
5. The provolone ranger
6. Why was the circular white cheese sad? It was provolonely.

Gruyere

1. Fifty Shades of Gruyere
2. This is a gruyere area.
3. Gruyere is the new black
4. I can feel it coming in Gruyere tonight.

Cheddar

1. Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It was only mild.
2. What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom? Looking sharp!
3. Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.

Curd

1. What nationality are all cheesemakers? Curd-ish
2. Turks don’t make cheese. They hate the curds.
3. A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
4. Lay your curds on the table
5. Talk Curd-y to me.
6. Curd Nerd
7. I’ll take your curd for it

Edam

1. What kind of cheese to beavers eat? Edam.
2. What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
3. Who were the first cheese lovers ever? Edam and Eve.

Nachos

1. What’s a nacho’s favorite dance? The salsa.
2. South America reminds me of nachos. They’ve got a lot of Chile on the side.
3. How to tell when someone is nacho friend? They get jalapeño face.
4. All-you-can-eat nachos? Now that’s a Best Queso Scenario!
5. Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
6. This is nacho thing.

Other Cheese Types

1. What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.
2. I camembert (can’t remember) the last time we saw each other
3. Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
4. What does a cheese like to drink after a long day? Morbier.
5. What cheese cries the most? Babybel.
6. How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear? Caerphilly.
7. What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in? The Stilton.

Grate

1. You are so grate!
2. What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president? Make America grate again.
3. Have a grate day.
4. Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese? He had grater plans.
5. What did one block of cheese say to the other block of cheese? I feel grate.
6. Be grateful for every day.
7. This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.

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Fondue

1. Absence makes the heart grow fondue
2. How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover? They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
3. What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due.

Cheese Names

• Beyonce → Brieonce
• Fetty Wap → Fetta Wap
• Kate Moss → Kate Mozzarella
• Taylor Swift → Taylor Swiss
• Kim Kardashian → Kim Curdashian
• Paris Hilton → Paris Stilton
• Jane Fonda → Jane Fondue

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General Cheese Puns

1. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? “I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
2. What drives cheese crazy? That everyone around them is crackers.
3. Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted? How dairy.Say cheese.
4. The saddest cheese of all the cheeses is the blue cheese.
5. How can you be blue when there’s cheese around?
6. Cheesin’ real hard.
7. Have you accepted cheeses into your life?
8. I’m mature for my age.
9. So grilled to see you.
10. Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind. Up in here. Up in here.
11. Hugs and cheeses.

12. Just dancing around, and listening to Taylor Swiss.
13. Loving you is cheesy.
14. I wheely like you.
15. This is the cheesiest caption I could find.
16. Sorry you’re feeling bleu
17. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.
18. Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.
19. In queso emergency, eat cheese.
20. Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.
21. Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge? In queso emergency.

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