205 Best Cat Puns and Jokes That Are Simply Paw-some!

205 Best Cat Puns and Jokes That Are Simply Paw-some!

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Let’s dive deep in a purr-fect list off funny cat puns and cat jokes! If you have a favorite cat word, you can jump straight to its category. Enjoy this paw-some puns, not only for cat lovers!

The Best Cat Pun Jokes

  1. What kind of car does a cat drive?
    – A Furrari!
  2. What was the cat’s favorite class?
    – Mewsic theory!
  3. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
    A cat-has-trophy!
  4. What’s it called when a cat paints itself?
    – A self paw-trait.
  5. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
    – Mice cream.
  6. Why don’t cats like shopping online?
    – They prefer a cat-alogues.
  7. What did the cat say when her friend wouldn’t believe her?
    “Listen, I’m fur real!”
  8. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
    “Have a mice day!”
  9. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?
    – The Great Catsby.
  10. What word do millennial cats overuse?
    “Litter-ally“
  11. You’re not feline well?
    – Do you need a purramedic?
  12. Why do cats go to school?
    So that they can become litter-ate.
  13. What is a well-read cat’s favorite book?
    – Of Mice and Men and Great Catsby.
  14. Why was the cat nervous to debate?
    – She had a furmidable opponent!
Best Cat Puns Jokes

More Cat Pun Jokes

  1. What’s every cat’s favorite color?
    – Purrrrrrple!
  2. What is a cat’s favorite discount?
    – Buy one, get one furry.
  3. Which two sodas does a cat like best?
    – Dr. Peppurr and Meowntain Mew.
  4. There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?
    None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
  5. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?  
    –  Glamourpuss.
  6. What did that cat say when she didn’t want to commit to a date?
    “It’s a pawsibility that I’ll go.”
  7. What do cats wear at night?
    – Paw-jamas.
  8. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
    – He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
  9. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
    – “It’s meow or never!”
  10. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
    – She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
  11. How do you make a cat happy?
    – Send it to the Canary Islands!
  12. What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
    – As-purr-agus.
  13. What’s a cat’s most important trait?
    It’s purrsonality.
  14. What sports do cats play?
    Hairball!
  15. What did the cat do after her home was broken into?
    She called claw enforcement.
Funny Cat Puns Jokes

Paw Cat Puns

  1. Stay PAWsitive!
  2. Cat Paw-er
  3. You’re totally paw-some.
  4. That’s not a paw-blem        
  5. That’s a paw-sibility.
  6. I need to take a paws.
  7. Paw-don me.
  8. Like my paw-jamas?
  9. Can I paw-lease have that?
  10. The God-Paw-ther
  11. Happy Paw-ther’s Day!
  12. What did the cat say after gambling in Vegas? – I’m paw.

Kitten Cat Puns

  1. You’ve got to be kitten me.
  2. I’m just kitten around.
  3. Don’t get frost-kitten.
  4. Don’t be so kitty.
  5. Bed-kitten

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Kitten puns

Cat Puns

  1. Cat-urday
  2. Cat-titude; I’ve got cattitude.
  3. That was a cat–astrophe.
  4. My cat is super cathletic.
  5. I’ve got my thinking cat on.
  6. You’re a cat-ch.
  7. Chatty Cat-hy
  8. She’s an aristo-cat.
  9. The rings of Cat-turn
  10. My favorite Easter candy is Cat-bury Cream Eggs.
  11. Cat-inum Blonde
  12. She’s so lazy she’s practically cat-atonic.        
  13. My cat’s favorite game is Cattergories.
  14. “I haven’t cat all day!”
  15. Cat-atouille
  16. Catterbrains
  17. PRO-CAT-STINATION – Simply the moment when you can’t help but to sit down and pet your cat(s) for a little while. Well, it’s all that time you spend playing with your cat instead of doing work.

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Best Cat Puns Jokes

Puss Cat Puns

  1. I’m a glamourpuss.
  2. Don’t be a sourpuss.

Claw Cat Puns

  1. That’s just claw-ful.
  2. My cat is radi-claw.
  3. Better call in claw-enforcement.
  4. How claw-some is that?
  5. Claw-less
  6. Today would’ve been clawful without you!

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Best Cat Puns Jokes

Feline Cat Puns

  1. I’m feline fine.

Tabby Cat Puns

  1. Don’t worry. Be tabby.
  2. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?
    – “Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question.”

Purr Cat Puns

  1. You’re purr-fect.
  2. Happy Purr–thday!
  3. You’ve got purr-sonality.
  4. Purrdon me.
  5. My cat is so purr-ty.
  6. You’re so purr-suasive.
  7. My favorite color is purr-ple.
  8. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
  9. I love your purr-se.
  10. Egyptian cats love a good purr-amid.
  11. Excuse me…I’d like some purr-ivacy.
Best Cat Puns Jokes

Furr Cat Puns

  1. Fur-get about it.
  2. Furr-ward
  3. My cat is my best fur-end.
  4. I’m so fur-tunate.
  5. You’re fur-midable!
  6. You look fur-miliar.
  7. Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
  8. I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
  9. Dogs are in-furior to cats.
  10. I’ve done that be-fur.
  11. My cat wants a Furr-ari.
  12. CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Funny Cat Puns Jokes

Meow Cat Puns

  1. Meow is the perfect time to foster a kitten.
  2. One shining mew-ment.
  3. Wait a meow-ment.
  4. I think we should get meow-rried someday.
  5. Look at that meowntain.
  6. My favorite Broadway Mew-sical is Cats!
  7. You’re freaking meow-t.
  8. I love my cat the meowst.
  9. Feed me right meow.
  10. Keep up the mew-mentum.
  11. I’ll have a meow-tini.
  12. Take meowt for lunch.
  13. Meowy Christmas!
  14. How did the lazy cat do on his school project? – He did the bare mewnimum!

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Meow puns

Hiss Cat Puns

  1. My cat is hissss–sterical. 
  2. That’s hiss-terical.
  3. He’ll go down in hiss-tory.

Tail Cat Puns

  1. Let me tell you a tail.
  2. Don’t tail anyone where I’m hiding.
  3. Cat’s are good for your men-tail health.
  4. Fairy Tail.
  5. Check his vi-tail signs.
  6. We’re at a tail-mate.
Best Cat Puns Jokes

Litter Cat Puns

  1. My cat is totally litter-ate.
  2. Litter-patter

Whiskers Cat Puns

  1. Do you prefer whisker-y or boubon?
  2. Whisker-ed away.
  3. Whisker-y Business.

More Cat Puns

  1. Have we met? You look paw-fully furmiliar!
  2. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.
  3. I’ll have a Russian Blue Christmas.
  4. Fur score and seven years ago
  5. Did you need me to start from scratch?
  6. What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? – Best furends!
  7. What do cats do after a fight? – They hiss and make up!
Best Cat Puns Jokes

More Cat Puns and Jokes

  1. What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?
    The purrpatrator!
  2. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
    Just kitten!
  3. How is your cat today?
    He’s feline fine!
  4.  What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
    An octo-puss.
  5. What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?
    Hissstory!
  6. What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
    Santa Claws!
  7. What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
    Purrsuasive!
  8. What did the gym coach say to the cat?
    Have you paid your annual fleas?
  9. How does Cat-anova woo girls?
    He just whiskers away.
  10. What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
    They both have sandy claws.
  11. What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
    I am pawsitively gorgeous.
  12. Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?
    It was a cheetah.
  13. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
    Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.           
  14. A cat is making a declaration of love to his beloved. “I’d die for you!” he tells her. She looks back at him skeptically and replies, “Oh yeah? How many…

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More Cat Puns and Jokes

  1. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo?
    An eskimew!
  2. What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
    I feel so paw!
  3. What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
    Purrr-verted.
  4. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
    A bob cat!
  5. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
    A sourpuss!
  6. What’s a tomcat’s ultimate romantic goal?
    To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.
  7. What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
    Let’s spend furrever together!
  8. What do cats love to do in the morning?
    Read the mewspaper!
  9. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
    Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
  10. What did the adult cat say to the kitten?
    “You’re infurior to me.”
  11. What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
    I’m not kitten you.
  12. What do you call a confused cat?
    Purr-plexed.
  13. What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
    Purr-bulence.
  14. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
    Good Mousekeeping!
  15. I am not a scaredy cat.
    But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
  16. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
    The re-tail store!
  17. What kind of cats love bowling?
    Alley cats.
  18. What did the alien say to the cat?
    Take me to your litter!
  19. “Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can’t handle it anymore!”
    “So you’re kicking meeeowt?”
  20. Why are cats great singers?
    Because they’re very mewsical!
  21. How does a cat sing scales?
    Do-re-mew!
  22. What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
    Petsylvania!

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Cat Puns in Movies, Songs, and Books

  1. Downton Tabby
  2. Les Meowserables
  3. Meow Before You
  4. Meowby Dick
  5. Purrfect Days
  6. Purride and Purrejudice
  7. Romeow & Juliet
  8. The Catterpurry Tails
  9. The Devil Wears Paw-da
  10. The Meowlchemist
  11. The Tell-tail Heart
  12. The rest is still un-kitten.
  13. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play? – Romeow and Mew-liet.
  14. A cat’s favorite literature characters: Holden Clawfield, Jay Catsby, Catticus Finch

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Cat Pun Names

  1. Bing Clawsby
  2. Cat Benatar
  3. Cat Damon
  4. Cat Stevens
  5. CatMan
  6. Catperniucus
  7. Catrick Swayze
  8. Catsy Cline
  9. Clawdia
  10. Cindy Clawford
  11. Jennifurr
  12. Katy Purry
  13. Margaret Scratcher
  14. Jude Paw
  15. Lucifurr
  16. Picatso
  17. Cleo-cat-ra
  18. Colin Fur-real
  19. Demi Meower
  20. Fleas Witherspoon
  21. Furgie
  22. Henry Hissinger
  23. Charles Lickens
  24. J.K. Meowling
  25. Kitty Purry
  26. Luke Skywhisker
  27. Meowly Cyrus
  28. Notorious C.A.T.
  29. Oedipuss
  30. Paw McCartney
  31. Paw Revere
  32. Pawcahontas
  33. Purrnest Hemmingway
  34. Santa Claws
  35. Shakespurr or William Shakespaw
Best Cat Puns Jokes
  • What does a cat say to someone who doesn’t like cat puns?
    – You’ve got to be kitten me.

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