Un-bee-lievably funny collection of the best bee puns of all time! Those bee puns are not shab-bee! Simply read the puns you will buzz about.
We have divided them into several categories such as sting, hive, honey, buzz, swarm, etc.
Welcome to a hive of sweet pun-making in honor of the bee.
The Best Bee Puns
- A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
- A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
- A bee that’s been enchanted has been bee-witched!
- What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees.
- That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!
- That ostentatious wasp is simply a snob-bee.
- While consuming their sushi, a bee likes to have Wasa-bee!
- The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
- Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
- What do you call a bee that lives in America?
- What's a bee's favourite sport?
- What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
- Female bees have a particular love for ru-bee rings.
- You’re bee-autiful!
- What do they call a bee that doesn't stop talking?
- What’s a bumblebee’s blood type?
- What bee keeps you healthy? Vitamin Bee.
- What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?
- What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?
- Which bee gives you a second chance?
The plan bee.
- What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead?
- What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser?
A cry bay-bee!
- What do you call a bee who doesn't show off?
A humble bee.
- I know that I have never seen a humming bird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
- If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
- What TV channel do Canadian bees watch?
See, bee, see!
- I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 – he said it was a free bee.
- Never play hide and seek with the swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.
Bee Puns #buzz
- How do bee boys and girls get to school?
They take the buzz.
- On the first day of class, bee students receive a sylla-buzz.
- What do bees say to one another when they land on the same flower?
- A bee that is proficient in mathematics knows precisely what a rhom-buzz happens to be.
- A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!
- A combination of a bumble bee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
- Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.
- The killer bee was so effective because he used a large buzz-ooka.
- That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job.
- They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town.
- The bee who loved to fly backwards would often be heard going zzub zzub zzub.
- Why do bees buzz?
Because they can’t whistle.
- Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
They know all the good buzzwords.
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
Bee Puns #hive
- After the bee scored the winning basketball shot, the entire team wanted to give him a hive-five.
- The benefits of having a hive is un-bee-lievable.
- Where does a bee keep its old hives?
In a wax museum.
- What did the teach say to the bad bee?
- Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
- How does a queen bee get around her hive?
- Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
It had hives.
- The worst part about getting stung by bees?
- What did the bee girlfriend say in return?
“Hive never felt this way bee-fore.”
- What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive?
Bee Puns #sting
- Bee puns are really going to sting.
- There’s something bee-tween us and it’s not just your stinger.
- Where do worker bees go on vacation?
- What do you get if you cross a bee and a skunk?
- An animal that stings and stinks.
- What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Bee Puns #honey
- A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.
- Only those bees with the best bee-havior are allowed to go to the hive and make honey.
- What do unionized bees ask for?
More honey and shorter working flowers.
- How do bees make money?
They cell their honey!
- Why do bees get married?
Because they found their honey!
- Where do bees keep their savings?
In a honey box.
- The bee bank robber told the tellers, “Your honey or your life.”.
- The bee desired to use the smartphone for saying hi to his honey.
- The single bee eventually tied the knot since he came across his honey.
- Just like humans, bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else.
- When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home?
Bee Puns #swarm
- The swarm will always wind up bee-hind you.
- As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
- Bees love the summer because its swarm outside.
- We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
- What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
The royal we.
Short Bee Puns
- Always bee yourself.
- Bee mine.
- Bee my love.
- Bee the change you want to see.
- Buzz off!
- Give me a hive five!
- Go away, I want to bee alone.
- Hive a nice day!
- Honey, I'm home!
- Honey, I’m stuck on you.
- Honey, you’re the bees knees.
- I can’t help pollen in love with you.
- I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are.
- I don't hive a clue!
- Let’s get together and cross pollinate.
- Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom.
- Mind your own beeswax.
- Quit pollen my leg.
- That posh wasp is just plain snob-bee!
- We were always meant to bee.
- A force to bee reckoned with.
Bee Puns on music and poetry
- What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
- Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer?
- Who's a bee's favorite painter?
- Who’s a bee’s favorite singer?
- Who’s a bee’s favorite band?
- What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song?
- Who is the bees favourite composer?
- What was the hive's favourite Shakespeare line?
“To bee or not to bee.”
- Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend.
- When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic.
- Bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
More Bee Puns
- A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.
- Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.
- When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
- You’re so bee-autiful that every day with you is like a honeymoon.
- What’s another name for a baby bee?
A little hum-bug.
- What’s a bee’s weapon of choice?
- The beebee gun.
- What did the businesswoman say?
“We’re in bees-ness now!”
- What do you call a ghost bee?
A boo bee.
- What do you call bees that constantly drop things?
- What do you call a bee that needs a drink?
- What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.
- The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
- What do you call a Bee that works for the government?
- What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine.
- What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee?
It gets a royal pardon.
- A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight.
The vitamin B1.
- Are you a flower?
Because I wanna help you pollinate.
- What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?
- What did the one bee say to the prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.
- What is worse than beeing a fool?
Fooling a bee.
- What’s bee’s favorite kind of candy?
- Why did the queen bee kick out all the male bees?
Well, it was fall. And the males were droning on and on and on.
- What does the queen bee say to the worker bees?
You should bee more productive.
- What kind of bees are the smartest?
- What did the teacher bee say to their students?
Bee on your best bee-haviour!
- Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
- A man who went into a pet shop and said “I’d like to buy a bee please.” “A bee? we don’t sell bees.”
“Well you’ve got one in your window … ”
- What would bears be without bees?
- Why did the bee live through the winter?
Because it wore a yellow jacket.
- What’s the bee professor say when a student asks how much their midterm counts towards their grade?
“It’s on the sylla-buzz!”
- Why was the bee fired from the barber shop?
He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
- What do you call a beehive with no exits?
- When Langstroth invented the modern beehive, there were a lot of old fashioned beekeepers who didn’t think it would work. They were skep-tics.
- If you were a bee, I’d keep you.
- These bee puns are just winging it.
- A tiny chub-bee happens to be a bee that is not going to stop consuming.
- Did you know that bears without ears are commonly referred to as B’s.
- You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse.
- Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, killer bees are all over you.
- Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
- The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song.
- The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.
- Pollinate me.
- Wasp are you talking about?
- You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper.
- What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
- Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.
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