Check our ultimate collection of the best brainy quotes of all time. We have divided these brainy quotes into several categories (you can jump directly into your favorite):
Clever Brainy Quotes
- Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
- Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
- Where you start is not as important as where you finish.
- They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
- A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it
- Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
- Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Never point your finger at someone, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
- Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
- You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others.
- He who waits to take the first step will spend his entire life on one foot.
- Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
- After one realizes he’s been a fool, he’s not a fool anymore.
- Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.
- Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who doesn’t is a fool forever.
- Problem-free life never makes a strong person.
- Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way you’re looking
- You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
- It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
- Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all.
- Simple is clever. Complicated just means you haven’t been clever enough to reduce “it” to its
Brainy Quotes about Life
Collection of the best brainy quotes about life:
- If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
- You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
- You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
- The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
- When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. 🙂
- You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Life has its ups and downs, use the ups to overcome the downs!
- Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why the earth is ruled by men and not by animals.
- To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
- Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
- When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
- Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
- An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
- There are more stars in the sky then there are grains of sand on Earth.
- It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
Motivational Brainy Quotes
- The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
- Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
- Not being able to recognize our lifelong dreams is like not being able to recognize that we are alive.
- I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
- What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
- I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward.
- There is no chance unless you take one.
- Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
- You must stick to your conviction, but be ready to abandon your assumptions.
- Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
- It’s better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
- When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.
- You always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
- Fear is temporary, regret is forever.
- If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
- If at first, you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
- The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a mistake.
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Brainy Quotes about People
- Tough times never last, but tough people do.
- It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to.
- In our pursuit to find the enemy, we come face to face with ourselves.
- The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
- Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately, the earth is round.
- Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
- People are like chocolates some soft-centered some hard some are just plain nutty.
- When someone tries to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
Brainy Quotes about Love
- Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
- Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
- How can people say I love you so easily?
- Don’t they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???
- Life is like a ten-speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
- Love all, trust a few.
- If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
- Love is like a wind,..you can feel it but you can’t see it
- No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
Brainy Quotes about Friends
- A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
- “A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
- It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company.
- It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
- The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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Brainy Quotes about Truth / Lies
- The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth.
- Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.
- Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
- Better foolish and honest than clever and false.
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Funny Brainy Quotes
- If at first, you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
- A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
- I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
- Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
- If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
- If life is so hard how come so many idiots are doing it?
- I asked my parents what’s it like to have such an awesome kid, they told me to ask my grandparents.
- My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
- I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it.
- A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
- You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
- How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
- Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes.
- Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
- Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
Savage Brainy Quotes
- I hate two-faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
- The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
- Wisdom = refined stupidity
- To be old and wise, first, you must be young and stupid.
Other Brainy Quotes
- If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
- Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
- If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?
- A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
- Anger is one letter short of danger.
- I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
- Playing it safe is the riskiest choice we can ever make.
- You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
- Money does not buy happiness but it sure pays off stress.
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