▷ 317 Best FB Status Ideas You Should Use (2024)

The ultimate collection of FB status ideas, quotes, and messages you can use to be a Facebook hero!

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Friendship FB Status Ideas

Best Friend makes the good times better and bad times easier.
Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.
Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest. It’s about who came, and never left your side.
It’s not how many friends you can count, it’s how many of those you can count on.
Best friend: one million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless!
True friends are like burning stars; they shine brightest on the darkest nights.
Dear best friend, I don’t know how to thank you but I’m lucky to have you in my life.
Never let your best friend feel lonely… disturb him/her all the time.
Best friends are the people in your life that make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better.
Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.
Friends knock on the door. Best friend walks into your house and starts eating.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking, if anyone heard us, we’d be in a mental hospital.
Good friends are like Stars. You don’t always see them but you know they will be with you forever.

Attitude FB Status Ideas

You left without a reason, so please don’t come back with an excuse.
To succeed in life… You need two things… Ignorance and Confidence…
Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can Kill You!!
Sometimes I need expert advice… So, I talk to myself.
Beauty captures your attention, but personality captures your heart.
There are two ways to be happy: Change your situation, or change your mindset towards it.
Always remember, you are bigger than your problems…….
I am me and that’s all I can be…I’m not perfect and never wanted to be…but I am happy with who I am even with what people think of me and I’m great to be me
Do you think I’m bad? Then you’re wrong. I am the worst.
If someone tells you that you are ugly. well, just be nice and say. Excuse me. I’M NOT YOUR MIRROR.
Take care of Your Status, don’t be caretaker of My Status
The Man with Beard will never Look Weird
My life, my rule, that’s my attitude…
Roses are red skies are blue, out of my five fingers the middle one is for you.
Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.

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Sad FB Status Ideas

Too much trust sometimes Kills you.
My life isn’t perfect but I am thankful for everything I have.
Maybe it’s not about the happy ending. Maybe it’s about the story…
The word happiness would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
Tears are the last gift of TRUE LOVE…
Trust is like paper. Once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again.
If you leave without a reason don’t come back with an excuse.
A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous, that it makes us forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.
I can’t trust someone who is friends with everyone.
The sad moment when you find an old conversation between YOU and Someone you don’t talk to anymore.
My weakness is that I care too much.
I’m sorry I was not good enough. But I tried to be.
Just because I am smiling, doesn’t mean my life is perfect.
Sorry heart, but I am listening to my brain this time. I know better.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m so sad, how about you?

FB Status Ideas for Girls

Give a girl the right Hairstyle and she will Conquer the world.
Keep your heels, head & standards high.
A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
Sometimes you got to be a beauty and a beast!
Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy makeup, which is pretty much the same thing.
Shopping is cheaper than therapy.
Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Cinderella never asked for a prince.
All I need is Coffee and Mascara.
I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.
When in doubt, wear red lipstick.
My boyfriend still thinks my eyelashes are real. I guess we all have secrets, Don’t we?

FB Status Ideas for Boys

I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul.
Boys are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken.
Open my mind like a rapper and you might have a chance.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Call me Tony because I’m always dressed for the seasons.
Love me or hate me, either way, I’m gonna shine.
Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.
I may not be perfect but I’m always me.
Boys think of girls just like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Some guys are just complete dumbasses. & well, there’s really nothing we can do about it.
Real men don’t take selfies.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
Women are like stars; there may be millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true.

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Motivational FB Status Ideas

Everything You need is already inside you, Get Started.
When shit happens, turn it into fertilizer.
If you have never failed, you have never lived.
Life is a one-time offer. Use it well.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
The doors will be open to those who are bold enough to knock.
The comeback is always stronger than the setback.
1 Year = 365 Opportunities
Look in the mirror. That’s your competition.
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up, and never give up.
Action is the foundational key to all success.
Only in the darkness can you see the stars.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
Find beauty in the small things.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Cute FB Status Ideas

A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
As long as I have memories in my heart, I will always have a smile on my face.
I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy makeup, which is pretty much the same thing.
Women are like stars; there may be millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true.
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman’s body.
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Your pet is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
I just want to hug you so much right now.
Forgiveness is the Sweetest Revenge.
Don’t lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out.
There are a million fish in the sea. But I’m a mermaid.
Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you are mine. Tails, I am yours.
Do I believe in love at first sight? Of course, I fall in love with every dog I see.

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Funny FB Status Ideas

When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
Learn then remove ‘L’.
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
Etc.= End of thinking Capacity.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Do you want to go out with me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
God is really creative, I mean, just look at me!
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
Changing my relationship status from ‘SINGLE’ to ‘STILL SINGLE’.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Love FB Status Ideas

If you smile every time his name pops up on your screen. You’re in love.
It’s nice when someone cares about you as much as you care about them.
I can see the future, let me give you a clue, it’s ME + U.
Love + Trust + Honesty = Long Lasting Relationship.
Because of you, I laugh a little louder, cry a lot less, and smile a lot more.
The beauty of true love is it accepts your flaws and withholds them beautifully.
Every GIRL deserves a boy who can change her LIFE, not only her relationship status.
Love is that holy medicine that can cure all your wounds.
My real smile comes out when I am with you ♥
Just seeing your smile makes me feel better inside.
Love is the other name of respect, if you can’t respect your loved one, then you don’t deserve to be loved.
Life is not about who hurt you and broke you down. It’s about who was always there and who made you smile again.
Sometimes words are not enough.
I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.
Love is sweet when it’s new, but sweeter when it’s true.

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FB Status Ideas from Song Lyrics

“Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley (check video below
“You have every right to a beautiful life.” ― Selena Gomez
“Lose your dream, you lose your mind.” ― The Rolling Stones
“It’s my life and it’s now or never! Cause I ain’t gonna live forever, I just want live while I’m alive. It’s my life!” – Bon Jovi
“Don’t stop, never give up. Hold your head high and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got. Bring it all back to you.” – S Club 7
“You’re an expert at sorry and keeping the lines blurry” ― Taylor Swift
“Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you; Tomorrow I’ll miss you.” ― Paul McCartney
“We all shine on…like the moon and the stars and the sun…we all shine on…come on and on and on…” ― John Lennon
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.” ― Billy Joel
“Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” ― Bob Dylan
“In every life we have some trouble. But when you worry, you make it double.” – Bobby McFerrin
You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. – John Lennon, Imagine (check video below)
“I won’t be afraid just as long as you stand, stand by me.” – Ben E. King
“Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, don’t give up the fight.” ― Bob Marley
“It’s a beautiful day. Don’t let it get away.” – U2

FB Status Ideas for Selfies

This is the most magical pic of your life.
Warning – You might fall in love with me.
Being part of this group is so much fun, I love it.
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away!
Crazy hair, don’t care.
Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Confidence Level: Selfie with no Filter.
I did NOT wake up like this.
You cannot do EPIC shit with basic people.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Be yourself, there’s no one better.
Surround yourself with those who make you happy.
If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

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Romantic FB Status Ideas

The universe knew it before I did. weird but true, I’m just so grateful that life is the way it is, I love you.
My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never in Life…
Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
I never could have accomplished what I have today without the love I feel from you!
Thank you for coming into my life and making me so happy. I love you with all my heart and soul and miss you by every heartbeat.
Love is the beginning of everything in life; it leads to unimaginable happiness.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Did YOU know I really love the 2nd word of this question?
Love is like air… We can’t see it, but we can feel it…
Over 6 billion people and I was lucky enough to find you. I love you forever.
Love is not a sprint. The strongest, most beautiful love is love that has been through a marathon and still stays together.
Thank God for merging our two souls together! I will love you till the end of the time baby.
Perfecting the love, we can give is far more productive than trying to find the perfect person to love.
Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.

Single FB Status Ideas

SINGLE is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on other
SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who DESERVE me 🙂
Being single means that you are yet to meet the LOVE of Your LIFE.
Sometimes I’m single’ means I’m drama free, less stressed, and I refuse to settle for less’
I’m SINGLE and I am loving every single moment of it!
Being Single Is Smarter Than Being in The Wrong Relationship.
NO love… no gain… no pain… Just stay single and be happy.
Keep Calm! I’m Single…
Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you’re in.
I’m single not because I don’t pray for love I’m single because I don’t play with LOVE.
Being Single is My Attitude!
I live, I love, I fight, I cry, but I never give up.
Unhealthy relationship may cause headache, stress and a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single.
Single? No… Just in a relationship with FREEDOM!
Stay faithful or stay single.

Alone FB Status Ideas

There are Billions of people in this world, but sometimes you really need just one.
If You Want to Be Strong Learn How to Fight Alone.
If you are afraid of being lonely. Don’t try to be right.
I never feel alone bcz loneliness is always with me.
Never depend on others too much because someday you will have to walk alone.
Sometimes you just have to stay silent because no words can explain what’s going on in your mind and heart.
I Am Not Alone, But I Am Lonely Without You.
No one stays with you permanently so learn to survive alone.
I’M Not Alone. I Have My Imaginary Friends.
Time to Be Strong, To Walk Alone.
Me…. myself…and I.!!
Dear Feelings, i need you to move on.
Life Could Be Wonderful If People Would Leave You Alone.
I Just Need A Little Time Alone…To Recharge.
Sometimes it feels so good to just sit by yourself, relax and not talk to anyone.

Clever FB Status Ideas

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at right times.
Your Attitude determines your direction.
The older I get, the less I care about how many friends I have. Quality over Quantity.
It’s not about being best, it’s about being better than you were yesterday.
Coming together is beginning, Keeping together is progress, Working together is a success.
Life is too short to be serious, so laugh.
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
Success always follows hard work.
Elegance doesn’t consist of putting on a new dress.
Don’t sit like a rock, work like a clock.
If you obey all the rules. You miss all the fun.
Good people are like candles, they burn themselves up to give others light.
If plan A didn’t work. The alphabet has more letters! Stay Cool.
If you can’t explain Simply then you don’t understand it well enough.
Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.

Life FB Status Ideas

Life is like a camera. So, face it with a SMILE.
Life is too short to be serious, so laugh.
Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Life is like photography; you develop from the negatives.
life is simple if we are simple.
Work for a cause not for applause, Live life to express, not to impress.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that.
Every new day is a chance to change your life.
Life is a journey, not a race.
Life is like Ice Enjoy it Before it melts.
Everything in life happens for a Reason…. SO Live it and Love it… Use your smile to change the World… Don’t Let the World Chane your Smile.
Life doesn’t get easier u get stronger.
Good health and good sense are two of life’s greatest blessings….
Smile and don’t worry, life is awesome.

Party FB Status Ideas

Life gives you small moments like this.
Come on Barbie, Let’s party!
I wish some nights lasted forever.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Goodbye reality, Hello Vegas.
“I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget.”
Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow.
All I want is good music, great friends, bright lights and late nights.
It’s been one blur of fun.
I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand times.
Never miss a chance to DANCE
A little party never killed anybody.
When I’m good, I’m good…but when I’m bad I’m better.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ♥

Royal FB Status Ideas

If there was an award for being lazy. I’d send someone to pick it up for me.
Don’t try to study me: you’re sure to fail!
Badass with a good ass.
I don’t think outside the box and I also don’t think inside the box.. don’t really know where the box is.
“Impossible is my specialty.”
I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition.
“You can’t spell awesome without ME.”
When you are downie, eat a brownie.
“Different from everyone!”
I’m all that you want, but cannot have.
No one is you and that is your POwer.
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
They said don’t try this at home..so l went to my friend’s home.
Don’t let part-time people stay in your life, for the whole time
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they might just start using it.

Good Morning FB Status Ideas

Hello family and friends, may you all have a pleasant day! God Bless!
DREAMING or DOING is a choice that will mean the difference between FAILURE or SUCCESS. Good morning.
A morning text doesn’t only mean Good morning. It also means I think about you when I wake up.
A smile is a great way to start off your day. Good Morning.
A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long way…So I’m sending you all three.
Morning is always good if you are with me
Three of the most powerful words you can say to a woman… Good Morning Beautiful.
Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day …
Happy day begins!
Good morning is one of my favorite things to say! It means the day is new and full of possibilities!
Bad Attitude is like a flat tire. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. Good Morning
Good morning! There’s nothing like a hug to get you through the day.
Opportunities will knock on your door every morning. But if you keep sleeping, they will simply pass you by. Good morning
Forgiveness and letting go are steps on our road back to happiness. Good morning, Have A Nice Day.
Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen. Good Morning

One Line FB Status Ideas

Escape the ordinary.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
Worry less, smile more.
Focus on the good.
Love + Trust + Honesty = Long Lasting Relationship.
COUNT blessings NOT problems.
Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
There is always someone who cares for you without your knowledge.
DON’T Forget to Smile.
Cheating is a choice not a mistake.
Do or Die…There is no try.
Be FREE like a BIRD.
NO love, no pain, no gain, stay Single be Happy;)
I’m born to express, not to impress.
I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

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