231 Best Sassy Instagram Captions

Do you need captions for your perfect Instagram pictures? How about using something badass? You will be a little different and get a lot of likes!
Here is Your ultimate list of the best sassy Instagram captions you can easily copy and paste and be an Instagram hero!

You will find the best sassy captions for girls, boys, Ex. Or famous quotes from celebrities, music, movies and more...

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Best Sassy Instagram captions

  1. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  2. Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  3. I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
  4. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  5. I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  6. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  7. I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
  8. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  9. You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
  10. It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  11. Life goes on, with or without you
  12. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
  13. There’s no “we” in fries.
  14. Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
  15. You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
  16. I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
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And more Sassy Instagram captions:

  1. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** you up.
  2. Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
  3. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
  4. The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.
  5. Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
  6. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
  7. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
  8. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready. B,
  9. I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
  10. If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
  11. It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
  12. Be a bad a* with a good a**.
  13. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
  14. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.

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Sassy Instagram Captions for Boys

If you are sassy, you look cool! Especially in front of your friends! Use one of these sassy quotes and you will be an Instagram star!

  1. There’s no “we” in fries.
  2. Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
  3. You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  4. No, I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullshit.
  5. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
  6. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
  7. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
  8. I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level
  9. Life is better when you’re laughing.
  10. You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
  11. Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
  12. Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  13. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
  14. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  15. I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
  16. She got mad hustle and dope soul.
  17. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  18. The uglier the snapchat the closer the friendship.

And more sassy Instagram captions for boys...

  1. If it requires smiling, I probably won't come.
  2. B***, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
  3. You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
  4. Catch flights, not feelings.
  5. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
  6. Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh.
  7. 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart
  8. Life goes on, with or without you.
  9. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, b***.
  10. Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
  11. I got a good heart but this mouth.
  12. Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
  13. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f*** u up.
  14. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  15. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
  16. So blunt you can smoke my truth.

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Sassy Instagram Captions for Girls

A girl who has a sassy altitude and sense for humor is always great. Use one of these sassy quotes on your Instagram picture and you will get tons of likes.

  1. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
  2. It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
  3. If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
  4. The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be, and I strictly follow this idea.
  5. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
  6. Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
  7. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  8. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
  9. I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
  10. No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
  11. 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
  12. I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”
  13. I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
  14. Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
  15. She has a heart which is sassy but she has a golden heart as well.
  16. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
  17. Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

And more sassy Instagram captions for girls:

  1. You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
  2. Is 'UGH' an emotion? Because I feel it.
  3. Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
  4. Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
  5. Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
  6. Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
  7. It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  8. I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.
  9. If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
  10. Queens don’t compete with hoes.
  11. Make peace with your broken pieces.
  12. My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
  13. Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
  14. I got a good heart but this mouth.
  15. I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
  16. I am Fiji water. You are toilet water

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And more Instagram sassy captions for girls:

  1. Do not mess with a girl of short height. 5 feet 2 inch but attitude 6 feet 1.
  2. Too blessed to be stressed.
  3. I like my chocolate how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too classy for you.
  4. I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.
  5. You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.
  6. I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  7. Just like the alphabet, B***. I come before U.
  8. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  9. Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
  10. It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.
  11. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
  12. Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  13. My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
  14. They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late. Revenge?
  15. Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f you up.
  16. Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
  17. Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.

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And more:

  1. I’m just at a whole new ‘f*** it’ level.
  2. Hella heart eyes for you.
  3. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
  4. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  5. Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
  6. Life goes on, with or without you.
  7. Be a bad a** with a good a**.
  8. If you hurt my best friend in any way I will make your death look like an accident.
  9. I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.
  10. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
  11. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
  12. I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
  13. Where ya lookin’? I’m the view.
  14. My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
  15. I am aware of the fact that I am a handful but that is the reason why you have only two hands.
  16. If it requires smiling, I probably won't come.
  17. If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videos.
Sassy Instagram Captions - Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

Sassy Instagram Captions for Ex

  1. Is your trashcan jealous of the garbage that comes out of your mouth?
  2. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
  3. Focus on your goals. These men only want to waste your damn time.
  4. Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.
  5. Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
  6. Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.
  7. Honey, even raccoons have standards.
  8. Some people always deserve to get a hi-five right on their face.
  9. I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.
  10. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
  11. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.

And more Instagram captions for Ex...

  1. I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  2. Catch flights, not feelings.
  3. Karma is somewhat busy with sharpening her nails, finishing and her drink, and after that, she is coming after you.
  4. If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
  5. When I get up in the morning, even the Satan cries.
  6. Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
  7. Ever seen queens competing with hoes? No, because queens never consider hoes as their completion.
  8. You cannot expect the world to be fair to you if you are fair. Would you expect a lion not to eat just because you didn’t eat him?
  9. Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
  10. I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.
  11. Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.
Sassy Instagram Captions - You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

Sassy Instagram Captions - Music Quotes

  1. "Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?" - Rihanna, "Needed Me" (check video below)
  2. "I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl." — Kelly Rowland, 'Crown'
  3. "You're way too short to get on this ride." - Shawn Mendes, "Show You"
  4. "Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream." - Taylor Swift, "Blank Space"
  5. "I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart." - Sia, "Elastic Heart"
  6. I'm in my own lane, you ain't in my category." - HOV Lane
  7. “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great." - Fall Out Boy
  8. "I’m throwin' shade like it’s sunny." - Nicki Minaj, "Want Some More"
  9. "I'm just sayin' you could do better." - Drake
  10. "If I was you, I'd wanna be me too." - Meghan Trainor, "Me Too"
  11. "Take my number down, I just might hit you." —Lauren Jauregui, 'More Than This'
  12. "Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored." —Ariana Grande, 'Break Up with your Girlfriend, I'm Bored'
  13. "They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late." —Kanye West, "Start It Up"
  14. "Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great." - Fall Out Boy, "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
  15. "Know yourself, know your worth." - Drake, "0 to 100"
  16. "They can't leave us hangin', no, no, not no more, best believe." —Logic, 'Keanu Reeves'
  17. "You're a million miles too close." - The Jonas Brothers, "You Just Don't Know It Yet"

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Sassy Instagram Captions - You're a million miles too close.

Sassy Instagram Captions - Movie Quotes

  1. "It is so weird being my own role model." - Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
  2. "What, like it’s hard?" - Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
  3. "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!" - Jenna, 30 Rock
  4. "Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!" - Angelica, Rugrats
  5. "It's about time. Where's my throne?" - Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars
  6. "Ugh, as if!" - Cher, Clueless
  7. "I just figured if I’m going to be a mess - might as well be a hot mess, right?" - Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
  8. "You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you." - Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
  9. "You can’t sit with us!" - Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
  10. "Look, I don't mean to be a b*tch…well, actually I do." - Santana Lopez, Glee
  11. "You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice." - Veronica Lodge, Riverdale
  12. "That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot." - Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
  13. "I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular." - Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls

Sassy Instagram Captions - Celebrity Quotes

  1. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.” - Unknown
  2. “Nobody really likes us except for us” - Drake
  3. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” - Steven Wright
  4. “Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” - Unknown
  5. “Know yourself, know your worth." - Drake
  6. "Don't get bitter, get better." - Alyssa Edwards
  7. "When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care."- Kim Kardashian
  8. "Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place." - Kesha
  9. "I’m gracing you with my presence." - Kourtney Kardashian
  10. "I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are." - Beyoncé
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More Best Sassy Instagram Captions

  1. But my personality lit.
  2. Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.
  3. Note to self: You good, get going.
  4. I really don’t hate you that much but if you are on fire and I had the water, I would simply drink it.
  5. B*** please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  6. You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.
  7. I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
  8. Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well. I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
  9. I do a thing called what I want.
  10. I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.
  11. Braless is flawless.
  12. I feel like my attitude has an attitude of itself.
  13. I sometimes wonder how many calories those b***es burn by jumping on to conclusions.
  14. Remember to shine like the sunshine because the sun does not give a damn even if you go blind.
Sassy Instagram Captions - I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.

And more sassy Instagram captions...

  1. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can. Not garbage cannot.
  2. I have reached that level of my life where I will need a stronger word than the word f***.
  3. I'm a hot mess. But at least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a trainwreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.
  4. Good girls are made up of sugar and spice while I and my type of girls are made of whiskey and ice.
  5. Nothing but blue skies.
  6. I know my personality is lit.
  7. You were better in my worst nightmares.
  8. I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
  9. Do ya thing be.
  10. I am unable to understand the language you are speaking because it is sounding like bullshit.
  11. I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you.
  12. My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
  13. We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
  14. You will find an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me in me.
  15. You are the one dating my ex? I am eating a sandwich; do you care to eat the leftovers?

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